Bitcoin Bleeds, Wall Street Bots Up, and the Spurs Are in the Finals Somehow
They gave the robots your money, told you Bitcoin was dying, and charged a promo code for the privilege - Wednesday is working exactly as designed.
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Recent AM/PM FF2K dispatches. The homepage shows the newest 5; this archive keeps the bigger trail without turning the front page into a storage unit with opinions.
Fed Goes Full Project 2025, Goldman Bets on AI, and the Knicks Are in the Finals Somehow
When the Fed starts hiring from the policy wishlist and Goldman starts chasing yesterday's AI trade, just remember: Bitcoin has no HR department and no revolving door.
Permanent dispatch →Greed Mode Activated: LA Votes, Markets Froth, and Nick Herbig Gets Paid
Greed mode is just bull market for people who went to better schools.
Permanent dispatch →Buffett passes the torch, OBJ returns to New York, and Wall Street discovers gambling is legal now
Wall Street spent decades calling Bitcoin a casino, then spent this morning figuring out how to get into the prediction market business - turns out the house always wins, you just need the right dress code.
Permanent dispatch →Greg Abel swings big, Kalshi chases suits, and the sports world wants your wallet on Monday
Kalshi courted retail, Berkshire bought housing, BetMGM bought your Sunday, and somehow the most honest institution this Monday is the one running 10,000 baseball simulations.
Permanent dispatch →Nvidia runs the world, Wemby runs the league, and your pre-ChatGPT startup just flatlined
The robots got legs, the startups got buried, and Nvidia somehow sold both the coffin and the shovel.
Permanent dispatch →Staley, SpaceX, and a Stanley Cup - the week that was
The week proved once again that in 2026, you don't need a product - you just need a ticker symbol and a famous last name, preferably one that isn't testifying before Congress.
Permanent dispatch →AI Trades Your Money, Fed Flinches, and a 6-9 Kid Throws Flames - Friday Recap
The AI is trading your money, the Fed is guessing, and the only honest actor this week is an 18-year-old who just throws as hard as he can.
Permanent dispatch →Hormuz, Wembanyama, and the Pope vs. the Algorithm
The Pope, the traders, and the algorithm walk into a bar - two of them are worried about the third, and the third does not drink.
Permanent dispatch →Prediction Markets vs. The Government, MLB Wants a Cap, and Dell Is Moving After Hours
When the gambling lobby calls your gambling product a gambling product, you have achieved a very specific kind of legitimacy.
Permanent dispatch →Google Insider, Vegas Ice, and a Broncos Warning You Probably Won't Heed
The market rewards the bold, the feds reward the stupid, and somehow these are increasingly the same person.
Permanent dispatch →Jamie Dimon is shopping, Iran is stalling, and the Spurs are throwing elbows
When the biggest bank in America is window shopping and Iran is promising one-month miracles, the prediction markets are the only adults in the room.
Permanent dispatch →AI Trades Your Money While You Sleep, Kelce Buys Baseball, and Nvidia Drops $150B Like It's Nothing
They automated your trades, your spending, and your regret - congratulations, you are finally free to do nothing and still lose money efficiently.
Permanent dispatch →Hormuz Closed, Pope Spooked, and Your Fantasy Team Still Needs a WR2
The Strait is closed, the Pope is scared, and the model ran 10,000 simulations - and somehow you're still winging it.
Permanent dispatch →The Government Wants In On Everything - Including Your Portfolio
When the government starts buying tech stakes and sportsbooks start writing the news, the only honest price discovery left is Bitcoin.
Permanent dispatch →Huawei chips, World Cup squads, and a Fed plumber nobody asked for
The Fed wants to fix the plumbing, Huawei wants to rewire the house, and Bitcoin just bought the land underneath both of them.
Permanent dispatch →Fed Plumbing, Government Stonks, and Friday Night Ball - Your PM Recap
When the 'risk-free' asset isn't and the government's buying stonks - congrats, we're all Austrian economists now.
Permanent dispatch →AI Diplomacy, Market Chaos, and Pep's Last Dance - Friday Wrap
The Commerce Minister had urgent business, the AI had a visa, and Pep had a decade - only one of those three things actually showed up.
Permanent dispatch →Prediction Markets, Perpetua Gold, and the NBA Gambling Industrial Complex
The government's position on gambling is: ours is a lottery, yours is a felony.
Permanent dispatch →SpaceX IPO, SGA saves the day, and Coach O rides again
The gatekeepers are running out of gates.
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