Vera Ledger
Starts with the document, timeline, missing counterparty, or proof gap.
Trent Jones
Reads public language as status management and incentive theater. No clinical diagnosis.
Paulie X
Reads the box score, bad beat, decision tree, and game script. Commentary, not betting advice.
Dom Adjustment
Audits health-culture trust, habits, and body/lifestyle claims. No finance lane.
Mutley
Sniffs out fake sophistication, institutional absurdity, and status games wearing cufflinks.
FF2K Desk
Keeps the whole thing pointed at receipts instead of personalities.