October 26, 2026 · AM edition

Wall Street Eats Your Lunch While You Watch the World Series

The market is not a level playing field - it is a golf course owned by the people who set the handicaps.

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Full recap

Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan, and Morgan Stanley just collectively printed $52 billion in equity trading revenue this year, capturing roughly 80% of the market. Their secret weapon: lending money to hedge funds at fat margins so the hedge funds can bet bigger on AI stocks. It is a beautiful closed loop where the house always wins, the clients always cheer, and you are somewhere in the middle wondering why your index fund is up 12% while your broker just bought a second yacht. The premarket and after-hours action is basically a parade of the same six names cycling through every financial headline like a screensaver. SpaceX, Netflix, Super Micro Computer, Dell. They move. Analysts react. Retail investors pile in. Big Three pocket the spread. Repeat until retirement. Meanwhile midday saw Hasbro, Northrop Grumman, Equifax, and General Motors making moves, which is the financial equivalent of finding out your dad also had a whole second family. Defense stocks and credit bureaus partying together in the same session is either a sign of the times or a very honest description of the American economy. On the sports side, today is apparently a rare Sports Equinox, meaning the World Series, Monday Night Football, and the WNBA Finals are all happening simultaneously. Add in UFC 333 and a blockbuster NHL trade over the weekend and your Monday night couch is officially oversubscribed. Your attention is the scarce resource now, not oil. The Brewers lead the Rays 2-0 in the World Series heading into Game 3 in St. Petersburg. Tampa Bay turns to Freddy Peralta, a former Brewer, to stop the bleeding. Nothing like hiring your opponent's alumni to save your season. The Rays are basically trying to beat Milwaukee using Milwaukee's own software. The New York Giants are listed among the NFL's biggest Week 7 winners, which is either a genuine turnaround story or the sports media equivalent of grading on a curve. The Giants winning feels like a market rally in a sector everyone forgot existed. Technically real, statistically surprising, emotionally complicated. The parallel here writes itself: Wall Street's Big Three dominate their market the same way top seeds dominate playoff brackets. The infrastructure, the leverage, the brand recognition all compound until competition is mostly theatrical. Whether it is Goldman lending to hedge funds or the Brewers bullying the Rays on the road, the team with structural advantages rarely needs luck. Everyone else is just hoping for a Freddy Peralta game.

Highlights

  • Goldman, JPMorgan, and Morgan Stanley captured 80% of equity trading revenue this year - at some point 'competition' is just a legal disclaimer
  • The Sports Equinox is real tonight: World Series, MNF, and WNBA Finals all at once - your remote control is going to file for disability
  • The Rays are starting a former Brewer to beat the Brewers in the World Series, which is either poetic or a cry for help from the front office
  • Super Micro Computer has now appeared in premarket, midday, and after-hours roundups - it is basically the cockroach of ticker symbols, unkillable and everywhere

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