August 25, 2026 · AM edition

Dollar Dependency, AI Brain Drain, and Fantasy Football Season Starts Now

Whether it is China hedging the dollar or bankers outsourcing their thinking, the common thread is building elaborate workarounds for a dependency you refuse to admit is a problem.

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Full recap

Good morning. China wants to ditch the dollar but still needs it to pay its bills, which is basically the geopolitical equivalent of rage-quitting a job and then asking your boss for a reference. Beijing is building out CIPS as a sanctions hedge, but until that plumbing actually works at scale, Washington still holds the off switch on Chinese banks. The leverage is real, even if both sides pretend otherwise. Over at Goldman Sachs, a senior tech partner is sounding the alarm that AI might be quietly lobotomizing the next generation of bankers. The concern is not that AI is wrong, it is that junior analysts will stop knowing how to think when the model glitches. This is the financial sector finally noticing what every teacher has known since calculators became mandatory: tools that do the work also atrophy the brain doing the outsourcing. Prediction markets are not buying what Treasury Secretary Bessent is selling on bond yields. Speculators still see yields hitting new highs in 2026 and staying elevated through year-end, which means the smart money thinks the jawboning will land about as hard as a strongly worded tweet. Confidence in yield interventions is, fittingly, yielding nothing. In premarket chaos, Dick's Sporting Goods, AMD, and Kura Oncology are all moving big before the bell. AMD keeps showing up on these lists like a recurring character in a financial thriller, and Dick's is apparently doing something interesting at the intersection of athletic retail and economic mood rings. Kura Oncology just wants to remind you that biotech still exists and will humble you. On the diamond, MLB is handing out disappointment citations like parking tickets. Cal Raleigh, Paul Skenes, and Vladimir Guerrero Jr. are among the names underperforming in 2026, which is a useful reminder that projection-based hype is its own form of prediction market failure. You pay for the model, you get the variance. College football Week 0 is already here, and the computers like Memphis to cover at plus-5.5 against UNLV. Week zero games exist primarily so that bettors can lose money earlier in the calendar year. At least the model has nailed 17 majors on the golf side, where the Tour Championship is being simulated 10,000 times and spitting out picks that will shock absolutely no one who has watched Scottie Scheffler exist in 2026. The business-sports crossover today is almost too clean: Goldman warns that outsourcing reasoning to AI is dangerous, while fantasy football managers are already outsourcing draft strategy to podcasts and mock simulators. Both groups are building elaborate scaffolding around the one skill that actually matters: judgment. Good luck to all parties. Stack your roster, hedge your dollar exposure, and remember that every model, financial or otherwise, is only as good as the assumptions baked into it. FF2K out.

Highlights

  • China is building a SWIFT alternative while simultaneously depending on SWIFT, which is the monetary policy version of digging an escape tunnel from a house you also need to sleep in.
  • Goldman Sachs is worried AI will make future bankers dumb, which raises the uncomfortable question of what the baseline was to begin with.
  • Fantasy football draft season is live, and the RB-heavy strategy advice lands at the exact same moment bond market speculators are being told to load up early before talent dries up fast. Same energy, different asset class.
  • MLB's disappointment list in 2026 reads like a prediction market that got caught holding the bag on overvalued prospects. Cal Raleigh and Paul Skenes were priced to perfection and delivered variance instead.

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